High-Speed Mishaps: The Hilarious Physics of Stormtrooper Speeders in Star Wars Outlaws

In the expansive universe of gaming, not all experiences are designed equally, especially for those in the armor of the Empire. With the release of Star Wars Outlaws, players have noticed a peculiar aspect that turns the stormtroopers’ skyward journeys into perilous escapades. The absence of safety restraints in their speeders leads to some entertaining—if not hazardous—encounters.

Although the game officially launches today, those who opted for special editions have been diving into its vast worlds for several days. Among the activities, players are discovering unique interactions with the physics engine, leading to amusing consequences for the hapless stormtroopers. A recent post on Reddit showcased a player’s exploit, demonstrating how shooting at the front of a speeding speeder can drastically decrease its velocity, sending the trooper flying in a comical fashion.

The video highlights two different scenarios, one particularly memorable clip features a stormtrooper colliding with a small building at breakneck speed, bouncing off in a manner reminiscent of classic slapstick comedy. While this brings laughter, it also raises eyebrows regarding the safety measures—or lack thereof—in the Empire’s fleet. Clearly, the absence of seatbelts is not surprising, reflecting the Empire's indifferent approach to the welfare of its troops.

As I prepare to embark on my own journey in this iconic galaxy, it’s evident that recreating these chaotic moments will be among my first objectives. Mastering these skills looks to be essential, although it might require sharp reflexes. For those curious about the quality of Kay Vess’ quest and whether it stands among the greatest Star Wars games to date, a review of Star Wars Outlaws awaits your perusal.